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Somehow, the discovery of obelisks flew way under the radar of everyone.

People need to know the truth.

Obelisks are harmful creatures that live inside your RNA, and they were only discovered this January. Little research or work has been published on what the true implications of their precense in the very core of our bodies' tissues could mean. We know what they mean.

We are The Obelisk Project, an international research program aimed at the study and prevention of these obelisks which inhabit us.

Our first studies showed that when obelisks were removed from a subject's RNA, the subject felt immediate improvement. They could run, jump, and metabolize faster and stronger than they had ever before in their life. Subsequent studies and investigations showed the resiliency of the obelisks. Obelisks were placed in a lactic acid solution for one week, and during that week they reproduced 215% faster than the average reproduction rate of obelisks in human RNA. Their genetic and physical structure seems to support and thrive in acidic environments. The main proteins found in obelisks are called oblins, and they have been shown to be a probable cause of cancer when isolated and ingested in large amounts. We have found trace oblins in fast food and canned goods, such as Taco Bell and Campbells.

We have theorized that obelisks are the reason for lethargy in adults, tiredness in children, and sports inadequacy. Various other symptoms seem to be caused by the obelisks, such as high cholesterol, palpitations, stroke, and liver disease.